ladyhistory:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

LITERALLY DYING

silmarildust:

torintitious:

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line

Metal.

It makes me really upset when a close friend tells you that another close friend told them something about you and they refuse to tell you what it is.

I get so paranoid, because I don’t even know if they’re saying good or bad things.

Ugh.

Whenever everything is perfect and life is just great

I become really afraid

Because I know that sooner or later, that happiness will leave and I’ll be sad and alone again

It just really hurts to think like that

I suppose I should feel lucky that I even have those little “happiness” phases and stuff, but sometimes…

It’s really hard to be.

corgivya:

walk up in the club like MY SWORD HAND TWITCHES

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU AND OWAIN AND EVERYTHING